• Of Potatoes, Pond Plans, and Persistent Breakdowns

    30th March 2011 This week has blessed us with several sunny, warm days, the sort that makes the allotment irresistible. I’ve been there often, making good progress: the weeds (for now) have been vanquished, eleven rows of potatoes, five rows of red onions, four rows of broad beans, and one row of parsnips are now… Continue Reading

  • Spring, SatNavs, and Solstice Fires

    21st March 2011 After the dreary winter months, it’s been a joy to see the sun again, and even better now that it’s begun to give off something resembling warmth rather than a cold glare. Lulu, the neighbour’s cat, has resumed her morning patrols. The moment the back door opens, there’s a ‘thump’ on the… Continue Reading

  • Dictators, Disasters and Domestic Dramas

    13th March 2011 It’s been an eventful week for the world at large, and for the Palmer household, which has had more than its fair share of upheaval. Libya’s population has finally decided it’s had quite enough of Gaddafi’s decades of tyranny. Unfortunately, he hasn’t taken the hint and is clinging on like an unwelcome… Continue Reading

  • Beer, Birthdays, and Bargain Welsh Dragons

    5th March 2011 The week was cold, miserable, and thoroughly uninspiring, the sort of weather that seeps into your bones and refuses to leave. My allotments remained off-limits except for an hour spent painting the shed with sump oil. The last fifteen minutes were done in a steady drizzle, so the roof remains untreated, awaiting… Continue Reading

  • Beans, Beeps, and Blisters

    27th February 2011 Busy at my allotments, I have so far managed to transplant what remained of my sorry-looking autumn-sown broad beans from four rows into one. A harsh December had reduced them to a bedraggled handful, and even they looked like they were clinging to life out of spite. I painted the garden shed… Continue Reading

  • Vines, Valentines, and Various Visitors

    14th February 2011 Valentine’s Day began with an unexpected twist. That evening, Lee appeared unannounced, bearing a giant card for Sarah before dashing back to Nottinghamshire after a brief visit. Earlier, I had enjoyed my first coffee of the day and was greeted with a card from Sue. Embarrassingly, I had nothing to exchange; several… Continue Reading

  • Mint Wars, Mystery Romance, and the Sibling Sick Bay

    25th January 2011  Today, I finally conquered the allotments. The last section put up quite the fight, completely overrun with mint that behaves like couch grass, only more devious. Look at it the wrong way and it snaps, leaving its roots lurking underground, plotting revenge. I think I’ve dug most of it out, but I… Continue Reading

  • Settling Down, Scraping Walls, and Surviving Sociology

    16th January 2011  At long last, life appears to be calming down. The Rothwells (Charlotte & Suraj) are now firmly ensconced, and the house is slowly being arranged to their exacting standards. Shelves have been erected, pictures are hanging proudly on the walls, and the furniture is in place, though it took three of us,… Continue Reading

  • Goodbye 2010, Don’t Let the Door Hit You on the Way Out

    31st December 2010 As the title suggests, this is the final blog of 2010, a year which has tested patience, health, bank balances, and, occasionally, sanity. Here’s where we all are presently: Me: Sat in the study, hiding, enjoying a rare moment of peace.Sue: In the kitchen, stoically tackling the washing-up.Nan: Parked comfortably in the… Continue Reading